1. Play a rousing game of Boggle.
2. Get a Cheeseburger Happy Meal and critique the crappiness of the toy inside.
3. Compose a tune on a slide whistle.
4. Make a placemat with your family tree on it.
5. Take photographs of random things you pass on the road.
6. Try to guess what’s in Gracie’s dish she calls “the Next Best Thing” and make up a recipe for it.
7. Make Aunt Doretta’s cocktail, The Coyote Toyte, and see if you can drink it with “a sensational degree of regularity”.
8. Watch old cowboy movies.
9. Read a comic strip and create a fifth panel for it.
10. Drink spiked eggnog and make a hullabaloo with badminton rackets.